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✅ "Had sex in the ass in a high-rise against the windows." ✅ "Watched my wife get gangbanged by 15 men." Which made my bi lady brain explode with all the gender fuckery and magic." And then fucked me with a strap-on that's my favorite color (turquoise). ✅ "A butch nonbinary person wore full-body lacy lingerie for me underneath a very masculine outfit and surprised me with it. ✅ "Fucked a hot boy who called me Daddy." ✅ "Had sex with a teacher from my daughter's school." ✅ "Gave a blowjob in the theater during Pet Sematary." ✅ "Discovered a shared interest in piss play with my partner." ✅ "Had an entire day devoted to sex and eating ribs naked." ✅ "Had bonkers, super-aggressive sex with my coworker." ✅ "Planned a threesome with a couple (I'm the unicorn), and beforehand we wrote out fantasies and then pulled them out of a hat and performed them." ✅ "Flogged a guy until he said, 'Fuck yeah,' and then some." ✅ "Fucking on top of a sandbar on the ocean at night next to a bonfire. ✅ "Tied a woman up to my kitchen ceiling beam." ✅ "Fucked a guy in a Darth Vader helmet." ✅ "Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf play in the park." They eventually came while I was using them but still held up my laptop in spite of it. ✅ "Used one of my partners as a desk while I was in a call at work, and was edging them the entire time. ✅ "Got fucked over a balcony by four guys at International Mr. ✅ "My partner dressed as Link from The Legend of Zelda so I could fuck a Hylian." ✅ "Masturbated to a picture of a young, hunky Jesus." ✅ "Fucked the captain of the sailboat I was sailing on up on the deck while everyone was asleep." ✅ "Fucked my straight husband in the ass."
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✅ "Made a porn film in the loft of a mountain cabin." He still occasionally sends me pictures of the Sharpies sitting in a cup on his bedside table." Next visit, we got 22 of them in my pussy before they started self-ejecting! (It was difficult not to laugh!) Then he signed it. So I had a 24-pack shipped to his apartment via Amazon. ✅ "Somehow my BF and I started talking about Sharpies, and then penetration with Sharpies. ✅ "Booty-called a man after a formal event so he could tear off my cocktail dress." We learned so much more than anyone needed to know about everyone's sex lives, so much more than we could fit into this issue-but not to worry! We've also included some of our favorite write-in answers to the questions "What's the sexiest thing you did in the last year?" and "What's one thing you want to accomplish sexually before you die?" We hope the results surprise and inspire you, and that whatever you do after you read this issue, you use a lot of lube.Īnd please, if you see poor Jay Inslee on the ferry, tell him he has nice eyes or something. What do geriatrics see in this guy? Must be the soft manner, the smooth cheeks, and the Harvard pedigree.īelow, you'll also see the results of this year's Fuck, Marry, Kill contest the percentage of men who identify as straight who've sucked cock (it went up a point since last year) the percentage of women who identify as straight who've eaten pussy (also up a point since last year) the number of sexual partners you and your neighbors have had the most popular kinks and titillating information about sex with bosses, sex with billionaires, sex in boats, and sex in hot tubs. Only 23 percent of respondents 18 to 25 want to bust a nut with Buttigieg, but nearly 60 percent of people ages 76+ do. The older you are, the more you want to get into Mayor Pete's pants. But one thing that did surprise us is that he's also popular with old people-very, very popular. Kamala Harris and Cory Booker came in second and third place overall, and no one wants to fuck Jay Inslee (except, presumably, his wife, Trudi). This is probably the only election Beto is ever going to win, so let's congratulate the tall drink of water from the Lone Star State. His favorability among straight women, bi women, and gay men carried the day-with a strong finish in the top three of each of those categories of sexual orientation. The surveys are in, the answers have been tabulated-everything from whether you're okay with having pets in the room while you're getting it on to whether you'd jump into bed with Jay Inslee-and it's time to unveil this year's crop of sexual secrets.įirst things first: Beto O'Rourke is the most bangable presidential candidate.